Monday, dreary Monday. How to get through it without serious (and, sometimes, permanent) damage to our week-end inebriated brain cells? We could start a global anti-Monday movement, and fight forâ€¦..Tuesday to be the first day of the week?!? Hmmmâ€¦.not adventurous enough.Â We need a quest, a glorious quest forâ€¦well, in true post-modern hero style, weâ€™ll figure out what weâ€™re after when we see it.
Off to Hadesâ€™ land, then, i.e. the tenebrous pastebin. Letâ€™s see what Facebook tricks we can get our hands on. Quick search, and the shadow of a Facebook friend crack rises high, looming over us, poor mortals:
As its cavernous laughter scares the S out of my keyboard, I take a moment and ponder its gluttony taxing message: donâ€™t go cracking more than 250 friendsâ€™ accounts at a time, â€˜cause the serverâ€™s an ole boy and he cannot handle it. Thatâ€™s more than enough, Iâ€™d say, as the average Facebook user apparently has less than 200 friends. Purrrfect!
But wait! Whatâ€™s that? A chance to glance into the past of this marvelous tool. Arenâ€™t we lucky!Â Enter the ghost of lives past:
Pretty cute: ex Runescape cheat now turned Facebook hack. (check out the â€œdonâ€™t give yourself over 500mâ€ warning! Gluttony, my friends, that will be the doom of humanityâ€¦muhhahhahaha). We wonâ€™t get too suspicious about this shift of professional focus and weâ€™ll just keep on clicking.
First, the Facebook friend hack:
Then, the Runescape cheat:
Double Trojan strike! This Hades guyâ€™s got quite a crowd roaming about his underworld.
So, the sun is still out of sight, the birds are definitely NOT singing, and a nasty cold is trying to put my lights outâ€¦at least for a sec. BUT! Weâ€™ve got our dose of Good fights Evil and Wins, so this Mondayâ€™s not that bad, after all!
Donâ€™t forget that a comprehensive internet security suite (updated, mind you!) will keep you out of (epic) trouble.
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